at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
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everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
We tried to play tennis but after about 15 minutes we gave up and fucked against the fence. Woulda been a cute third date so of course I had to ruin it.
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Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
Dude we just exchanged Zelda related pickup lines. I fell in love at "you can blow on my ocarina"
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