you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
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She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
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all my money is vodka money
I have never read a truer sentence.
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
Who died my cat blue again?
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
just woke up to an abnormally swollen ankle (broken, perhaps?) and a shirtless man with the most beautiful abs I've ever seen sleeping on my floor.
is your ankle ok??
WHY IS HE ON THE FLOOR. SINCE WHEN DOES BLACKOUT ME ALSO COCKBLOCK ME
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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