is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
Just got your voicemail. The 3am call wasn't a drunk dial, it was an I left my phone in my pocket then has wild animalistic sex dial...
I hate you.
You LOVE me.
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