You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
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you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
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Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
It's shark week go big or go home
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
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