The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
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Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
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It's blow job season.
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
...I just added shower water to my vodka on ice\n#sendhelp
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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