whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
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Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
My new best friend is the drag queen who works at mcdonalds and doesnt judge me during my walk of shame coffee break
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
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As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
So the same great-aunt that told me to freeze my eggs for procreation just told me that I should strut around the dance floor b/c I'd get picked up.
I need to meet your family.
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