Just saw my boss eat a banana in three bites.
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
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she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
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