The sex toys I ordered are being shipped to my billing address instead of shipping address. Take a guess where they're on their way to right now - my parents' house. And the package has to be signed for so there's no way around it. Fuck.
My life has hit rock bottom, I'm watching a movie on lifetime about retarded people falling in love. And I'm jealous of their relationship.
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
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i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
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I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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