If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
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she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
I woke up and watched my kitten suck on his nipple. Way too hungover to intervene. He thought it was me, so he just giggled and mumbled "mmm girl."
Seriously? God I hope he wasn't lactating.
......... Poor kitty
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
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He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
There were firefighters and a fire truck up the street. I asked what was wrong and their exact words were "Just a tiny explosion; it'll be all right"
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
Uber southern baptist grandma and uber flaming cousin just got into an argument about whether jesus is OK with gay marriage. Aren't these things only supposed to happen at Thanksgiving?
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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