Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
I think misery doesn't even think of me as company anymore. I'm an unofficial roommate.
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My biology professor just used the phrase "dick fairy" in a sentence. No, it didn't make more sense in context.
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
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Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
So the revenge porn my ex posted just resulted in a contract with a gay porn company. I'm going to make $8,000 this weekend. That would a breakup checkmate. Are you joining me in the legislative committee hearing tomorrow?
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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