...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
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Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
I save people's lives for a living, but I want to ruin his marriage.
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
She looked at me and said there is a 90% chance I am going to puke in the next 10 minutes. 10 minutes later she is in jack in the box throwing up. She has amazing timing.
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
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just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
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