he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
He just used my bikini trimmer to give himself a fumanchu. And I still plan on having sex with him tonight. This has to be what true love feels like.
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
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I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
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Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
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