Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
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If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
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I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
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