My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
I had to download the flashlight app so I could finish taking a dump when the power went out.
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you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
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You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
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