Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
I'm not looking forward to the waking up early part. Or actually the wedding part. Or the reception part. But I am looking forward to the meaningless sex with some random guy I meet at the reception part.
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
Randomize