This girl is more easily done than said...
dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
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She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
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Ok fuckface listen up and listen good. 1.calling dibs on a chick out of your league is like applying for a job with a highlight video 2. dont fucking ski down the stairs again 3. if you do, put it on your highlight video
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
I masturbated to my balding thirty-something co-worker last night. I am a new level of lonely.
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
How do I convince my friend not to get tattoo tributes to her cats?
WHO DOES THAT
I told her it'd send up tons of red flags and she responded by telling me they're her babies. And she's sober.
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
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