you turned your livingroom into a bong?
final count. 18 beers. 4 shots baileys. 2 shots vodka. 1 glass champagne. vomited in the yard after losing my phone in a field for 8 hours. Possibly played tag with myself
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
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If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
She walked home carrying a six pack of beer and someone elses cat
SHE BETTER HAVE BROUGHT BACK MY FUCKING COUCH CUSIONS OR SHES GUNNA GET IT.
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
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Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
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