My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
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I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
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My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
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