He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
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they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
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I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
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