are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
Come home. Im drunk and cutting my own hair. This is bad, i need you.
i just google imaged poop.
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
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went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
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You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
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