So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
Did I get blown in the bathroom? Yes. Did she throw up cranberry juice on my shorts? Yes. Did she finish the job? Yes.
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
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She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
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I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
Fuck me I smell like cheese
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
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