True but thats because hes a fetus.
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
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His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
I feel as though sleeping all day due to the effects of prescription painkillers paid for by union insurance made this the most American day ever for me
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
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I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
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