Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
I just told my boyfriend I think I might be pregnant using Emoji icons....
which icon did you use to tell him he's not the father?
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
I queefed so loud it echoed.
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it glows. i had to have it.
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
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My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
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