remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
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just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
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I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
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