it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
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You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
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I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
FUCK YOU IM DRINKING WINE FROM A BOX
You okay there or need a ride? Maybe a straw for your box
Maybe a straw...
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
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