Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
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I was so high that i was talking shit about a girl I was with via text, and I handed the phone to her so she could type the shit I was trying to say.
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
I just licked the seasoning off all the doritoes in the bag. Tell me when I should stop drinking or I'll just move on to the sunchips
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
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he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
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