the new term for farting is butt boxing.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
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the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
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Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
I feel like you're gonna be reading this at 6 AM in a ditch or under a bridge, but please remember...I offered to drive you home. And you said no.
The sad thing is that it's 6:45 and you're not far off.
Masturbated furiously for a half hour; ate a fistful of chocolate, then took a nap. Woke up and finished wrapping presents. I've got this holiday thing down.
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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