Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
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I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
I almost died today via plastic wrap. I AM THE REASON THEY PUT WARNING LABELS ON THINGS.
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we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
THEY LEFT ME IN A CLUB BY MYSELF. I’M SO ANNOYED. I’M GOING TO FUCK THEIR BARTENDER FRIEND. Caps only because I’m really mad.
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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