Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
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I can dry shave vagina like a champ
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
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I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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