found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
I drank so much Goldschläger last night, I could shit a necklace.
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
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I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
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Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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