i can't believe i haven't brushed my teeth. and i just kissed my grandma. I'm going to hell.
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
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It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
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He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
I thought if I bought the most expensive pregnancy test I would look like I had my life together
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
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