i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
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Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
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I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
I woke up still drunk to a beautiful tattooed columbian man making me pancakes. How's your memorial day?
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
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