It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
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Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
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I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
I hummed the theme from jaws while she was taking the pregnancy test....needless to say she was not pleased
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
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