Reason #82 that I need to get laid: my pubes are getting split ends.
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
the party we crashed was not a party. the party we crashed was jens grandads funeral.
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
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Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
he opened up his "box of magic": a crusty tube of KY jelly, three expired condoms, a fingertip vibrater, and a jar of marshmallow fluff.
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
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You called to teach me about fire safety, meowed a whole bunch, said "I hope you are not on fire" and hung up.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
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