And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
Just erased 'masturbate' from my mental To-Do list because I've got too much stuff to do. I hate adulthood
I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
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before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
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no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
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