Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
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Oh btw, my mom called... you made the police blotter in the newspaper. Don't worry, she's mailng me a copy so I can put in on the fridge.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
I think the multiple Sunday morning sirens outside my window are a plot by the cops to get back at me for the shit we pulled last night. Or I should move to a better area.
Did you hear me? I HAVE THE CONTENTS OF AN NBA PLAYER'S CONDOM IN MY BEDROOM TRASHCAN!! This shit is potentially worth millions of dollars to a fertile young female who is ovulating. How do I sell it fast??
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
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Shitshow foam night was such a success
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
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