i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
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it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
You blackout rapped the entire DMX song Party Up last night at karaoke without looking at the screen. Then you Tebowed on stage, hugged a black guy, puked in a garbage can, then left. You deserve a medal.
I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
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But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
oh my god I have a fantastic druncle story to tell you. It involves a burrito, a meltdown and a bear
The burrito and meltdown are standard, but I'm intrigued by the bear
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
I'm really busy with my period
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