I seriously can't date anymore I forgot how to hide my crazy
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
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How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
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Turns out my drunken logic and wordsmithing isn't quite the same as the sober version. I'm pretty sure I made fun of the managers mom at one point
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
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And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
I just learned how to imitate a trains smokestack. The downside is it makes you look like you ate cocaine. The upside is YOU LOOK LIKE A TRAIN
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
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