why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
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They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
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Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
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