Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
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I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
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my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
I left his apartment Bc I lost my id. Wandered 5 miles barefoot. Got lost in downtown la. My phone died so I asked for directions from a man at the gas station.. Turns out he was a bum. He led me back to the apartment AND he found my id.
It's like the whiskey god was watching over you
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
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