we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
How was dinner with ur grandparents?
I was really blazed and scared they'd catch me, so when they asked about my day I was concentrating really hard on not saying smoking that instead I honestly said "Well, I had sex on your pool table, Nana."
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
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according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
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I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
I completely forgot I gave up beer. But airports don't count. They're like international waters. No rules.
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
I want you to know I am at work super hungover and I threw up in the mop sink. I feel like you will appreciate this
You're my fucking hero
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
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