Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
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shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
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They invited me day drinking but brought their kids. 3 two year olds and 1 11 month old. I was asked to change a diaper, I laughed and took another drink of this margarita. I LIKE CHANEL AND TEQUILA NOT CHILDREN. Can we make new friends?
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
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