I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
dude i woke up to her making a statue of my morning wood for her sculpture class. HOW THE FUCK do you think i feel about her?
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
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i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
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I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
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