why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Where were you when I was single???
Still in diapers.
my brain is sober enough to have a conversation.. but my arms feel nice
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
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You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
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Like, what's the customary waiting period to hookup with your newly single ex that you never stopped hooking up with?
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
Realized we were outta oj used gerber graduates mixed fruit juice as a mixer. Mother of the Year award right here
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
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