I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
someone wrote "the short drunk lives here" on our door. i already have a reputation
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She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
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The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
If I die, sorry about rent.
I made a White Russian but saw how early it was and decided to substitute it for milk in my lucky charms. This is what it means to be an adult.
It's like I'm tryna ride my horse through dennis quaid’s vineyard
That's a sexy sentence
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