i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
I was like, "um, that's my butthole."
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
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dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
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you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
We lost a condom inside me, I had to fish it out. The next day he gave me a Gone Fishin' bumper sticker. True love at its finest.
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
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