I'm dying. Please wear something slutty to my funeral.
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
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just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
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Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
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Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
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