I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
I feel like I've been hit by a truck, flew up and landed on a fence post that went straight through my vagina. No more vodka and sex for a while.
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2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
I'm sobbing to NWA
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
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Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
True life: I inadvertently fucked a whole friend group. More details to come tonight.
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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