You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
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Just blew my age on the breathalyzer. I also have 8 stitches in my head. So worth a .22 though. All time record.
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
I definitely think in addition to buying paint ball guns this summer we should invest in a breathalyzer. That way every drunk night turns into a competition, who can blow over the legal limit more. The loser gets shot while hungover. Shit goes hand in hand if you ask me.
I, soberly, gave myself a concussion trying to take a pic of my vagina. Fuck you and your hangover.
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Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
I party with great urgency now.
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