It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
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I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
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Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
If I don't get struck by a lightning bolt from God by midnight it will be a Christmas miracle.
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
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